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Q: How can you get a Alfa Romeo car in the U.S.?
I want one with the steering wheel on the Left, and are there any dealerships in the US or maybe Canada?
(I live in Chicago)
A: If you get one that is more than 25 years old it’s pretty easy to import one as crash test standards are waived if the car is over 25 years old. If the car you’re looking to import is less than 25 years old, then it’s very difficult and expensive to import it and get in on US roads because the car must meet US crash standards from the time it was manufactured.
Your best bet might be to wait a year or two when Fiat starts selling Alfas in the USA utilizing the Chrysler dealership network. Fiat is in the process of buying a large stake in Chrysler and assuming the deal goes through there is a very strong chance that Alfa Romeo will be making a comeback in the US soon thereafter.
There are currently no Alfa dealerships in the USA that I’m aware of and while there might be a few mechanics out there who specialize on working on older Alfas, finding a service shop or parts for a newer Alfa might be a challenge unless the brand resurfaces in the US in the next few years.
Q: Buying a first car, have some budget problems, need advice.?
Ok, so im trying to get my first car. But my budget is low, i can only afford something around 2,000. I just have a few quetions.
1) I live in chicago(suburbs) and everything here is pretty expensive. would it be a good idea to drive down south to kentucky to buy a car? I have friends and family that could help me. would the price difference be enough for the time spent or energy?
2) IF going to kentucky is a good idea, what are the steps i need to take to buy a car out-of-state and register it for chicago. would it cost me anything?
3)IF going to kentucky is a bad idea, any suggestions for local dealerships I could check out? I live in Palatine, IL.
4)is 2k too cheap? should i just save up more and buy something worth it? The problem with this is im in need of a car soon, hopefully within a month.
Thanks in advanced!
A: You also should compare car insurance quotes for different cars before buying one, for example here – car-insurance.66ghz.com
Q: How do you like my story so far?
September 17, 2018. The stock market fails. Mass suicides follow. November 2, 2018. No more money is being produced in the United States. February 9, 2019. Cults are formed. People who stayed true to their religion gather in churches for shelters. Car dealerships are burnt down. Houses are abandoned. February 17, 2019. Riots break out. People finally realize if they’re not smart in this “new” America, they’re going 6 feet under without a grave. March 1, 2019. Half the senate has either been gunned down, kidnapped, or just too coward to open their basement door. The military tried to rear its ugly head, but stubborn Americans showed them whose boss. April 23, 2019. The downfall of the proud and free U.S.A. has come to pass. Time for the aftermath.
Today. June 2, 2019. Atkinson, Maine.
Beads of sweat fell down the perimeter of my chin. My feet stung as they hit the durable asphalt. It had been weeks since I saw a sign of human life. I didn’t see them, but they probably saw me, looking from basement portholes, tree houses, or even from living room windows. All of them thinking the same things: “Friend or Foe?” or “This man is crazy, he better seek shelter before the followers of David get a hold on him.” The only reason people would even open there front door would be to barter with neighbors, or to forage for food. Why, you ask am I wandering the streets, instead of cowering inside my comfy Chicago apartment. My brother Zeke. Zeke was studying at the University of Maine when the downfall began. The college was approximately 34.7 miles away from the town of Atkinson according to the map tucked snuggly in my boot. I was beginning to think I was on a wild goose chase. Then again, I was thinking about a lot of things. I was thinking about the future of America. I was thinking about the lives of all the good people in this country who have died. I was thinking about what had happened to the children that attended the abandoned school I just walked by. My thoughts were buzzing, until a shrill and somewhat annoying scream broke them. I darted my head left, then right, trying to discover the location of the yell. I did the only thing my instincts were telling me to do. Run. I ran and ran and ran and ran. The scream was located, two house up from my location, about 30 feet. I could tell the voice was female. I approached the house at a high speed, almost tripping on the first step to the deck. I grabbed the door handle and thrust it forward. The scene I saw was a scene I rather erase from my memory than tell it to you. For it was a scene I try to forget, because it haunts me to this day. The scene not only made my journey much more difficult, but made me do an action that I will never forgive myself for.
I need opinions and constructive criticism if you have it. i Also want suggestions. And if you want, rate it 1-10
A: wow that’s great! 8, because i want more! i would totally read this. i think you need to describe the scene a little more when the character is walking around looking for Zeke. i dont really understand “when the downfall began” part, does that mean when america’s falling apart? But i would love to read more, if you’re ever able to, make a few slight changes and publish it!
Q: Actual Signs (funny)…. ?
A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O’Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands.
At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.
At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?
At a Music Store: Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.
At a number of US military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personnel.
At a pizza shop: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.
At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.
At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.
that’s it for now
A: I live on an Air Force Base, I see those all the time.
On a Superman costume:
Wearing this costume does not mean you can fly.
Q: Have you seen these signs 1?
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In a Non-smoking Area:
“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take
appropriate
action.”
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On a Maternity Room door:
“Push. Push. Push.”
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At an Optometrist’s Office :
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the
right
place.”
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On a Taxidermist’s window:
“We really know our stuff.”
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On a Fence:
“Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!”
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At a Car Dealership:
“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
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At the Electric Company :
“We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don’t, you will be.”
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In a Restaurant window:
“Don’t stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.”
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home :
“Drive carefully. We’ll wait. “
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And don’t forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
” Best place in town to take a leak”
A: wow! this is really neat! I wish I would come home every night to a comic relief. thank you very much.
Q: Should I report vehicle damage to police?
I live in a condo highrise in chicago. About 1 hr ago, I was leaving the garage and the garage door broke and landed on the hood of my car. The building engineer was able to raise the door off my car. Now, the problem is that the car I was driving belongs to a car dealership (demo) and this damage is going to go to the dealership’s insurance. The dealership wants me to take lots of photos and I am sure the dealer’s insurace will want the condo association to pay for the damages. Should I report this incident to the police? I am afraid it will get sticky later on …
A: Yes. Make a police report, it will help back any arguements or claims in the future.
The association will be responsible to pay unless the defect in the door was your fault – ie: you knew it was loose/broke but neglected to either repair it yourself (if it is selfowned property) or contact the association to repair it..
Q: Where can I get a well priced, quality oil change in Illinois for my Audi S4?
My warranty recently ran out on my 2006 Audi S4 and I need to get an oil change. I do not want to go to the dealership because they obviously overcharge for every service. I would like to find a good place near downtown Chicago or near Schaumburg. I want a place that has a great price but also great quality and they are familiar with Audi’s and high end German cars. Thanks for your help!
A: It doesn’t matter where you go. They just look at the oil capacity sticker under the hood, and fill to that amount. Just make sure they put the correct grade in. If the sticker says 0w30 use that. I see people using 10w40 all the time in cars that request 0w30 and they complain when the oil pump craps out.
Q: Do you find Tara and Psycho Sid stories funny?
Lisa Varon (Tara) had a $3,000 set of custom wheels stolen from her car that was parked outside of her home recently. The thief then brought the wheels to a custom car dealership to ask how to put them on his own car. That dealership just happened to be Black Widow Customs, which Tara owns. The employees at her shop recognized the wheels and called police. The thief was arrested.
- Sid Vicious was scheduled to wrestle for Dreamwave Wrestling on June 5th in LaSalle, Illinois but did not show up. The promoters got word that morning that Sid didn’t board his flight and spent all day trying to get in touch with him. Sid finally called them back and said that when he got to the airport, he forgot to bring his passport so they wouldn’t let him board the flight. Keep in mind Sid was flying from Memphis, TN to Chicago, IL. For those who haven’t figured it out yet, you don’t need a passport to fly within the country
A: Tara: Very funny and luck was not on the thief’s side
Sid: Not funny because he screwed over the promoters and more importantly the fans who wanted to see him
Q: have you seen any of these? like any? do you want to give a star?
Funny Sign Sayings
On a Septic Tank Truck sign: “We’re #1 in the #2 business.”
Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
At a Proctologist’s door “To expedite your visit please back in.”
On a Plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.”
On a Plumber’s truck: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
Pizza Shop Slogan: “7 days without pizza makes one weak.”
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: “Invite us to your next blowout.”
On a Plastic Surgeon’s Office door: “Hello. Can we pick your nose?”
At a Towing company: “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”
In a Nonsmoking Area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and
take appropriate action.”
On a Maternity Room door: “Push. Push. Push.”
At an Optometrist’s Office “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come
to the right place.”
On a Taxidermist’s window: “We really know our stuff.”
In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.”
On a Fence: “Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.”
At a Car Dealership: “The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”
Outside a Muffler Shop: “No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
In a Veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
At the Electric Company: “We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don’t, you will be.”
In a Restaurant window: “Don’t stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.”
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: “Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”
At a Propane Filling Station, “Tank heaven for little grills.”
And don’t forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: “Best place in town to take a leak.”
A: that is a total riot. here’s some messed up headlines for you:
“Stolen painting found by tree”
“juevenile court to try shooting defendant”
“childbirth is big step to parenthood”
“National hunting group targeting women”
“youth hit by car riding bicycle”
“Study: dead patients usually not saved”
“U.S. advice:keep drinking water from sewage”
“suicides asked to reconsider”
“police kill youth in effort to stop his suicide attempt”
messed up signs:
a street sign in london: “dead slow children at play”
Q: Signs that will make you chuckle. Hope you laugh at this one?
Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
” Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
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In a Podiatrist’s office:
“Time wounds all heels.”
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels
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At a Proctologist’s door:
“To expedite your visit, please back in. “
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On a Plumber’s truck:
“We repair what your husband fixed.”
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On another Plumber’s truck:
“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
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On a Church’s Bill board:
“7 days without God makes one weak.”
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
“Invite us to your next blowout.”
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At a Towing company:
“We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows..”
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On an Electrician’s truck:
“Let us remove your shorts.”
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
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On a Maternity Room door:
“Push. Push. Push.”
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At an Optometrist’s Office:
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
**************************
On a Taxidermist’s window:
“We really know our stuff.”
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On a Fence:
“Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!”
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At a Car Dealership:
“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
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In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
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At the Electric Company
“We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don’t, you will be.”
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In a Restaurant window:
“Don’t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”
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At a Propane Filling Station:
“Thank heaven for little grills.”
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And don’t forget the sign at a
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
“Best place in town to take a leak.”
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Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
“Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises”
A: Ha ha, funny stuff! Thanks for sharing! Peace!
Q: Who thinks that signs are important?
Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.”
On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels
At a Proctologist’s door: “To expedite your visit, please back in”
On a Plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.”
On another Plumber’s truck: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
On a Church’s Bill board: “7 days without God makes one weak.”
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : “Invite us to your next blowout.”
At a Towing company: “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”
In a Nonsmoking Area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
On a Maternity Room door: “Push. Push. Push.”
At an Optometrist’s Office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
On a Taxidermist’s window: “We really know our stuff.”
On a Fence: “Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!”
At a Car Dealership: “The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”
Outside a Muffler Shop: “No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
In a Veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
At the Electric Company “We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don’t, you will be.”
In a Restaurant window: “Don’t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: “Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”
At a Propane Filling Station: “Thank heaven for little grills.”
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP: “Best place in town to take a leak.”
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
“Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises”
With the Election now iminent, I just love the last one—
A: Very good and funny, especially the last one! You’ve brought a smile to my face, the first one this morning!
Q: How funny are these jokes?
Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
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In a Podiatrist’s office:
“Time wounds all heels.”
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
“Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels”
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At a Proctologist’s door:
“To expedite your visit please back in.”
**************************
On a Plumber’s truck:
“We repair what your husband fixed.”
**************************
On another Plumber’s truck:
“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..”
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On a Church’s Billboard:
“7 days without God makes one weak.”
**************************
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
“Invite us to your next blowout.”
**************************
At a Towing company:
“We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”
**************************
On an Electrician’s truck:
“Let us remove your shorts.”
**************************
In a Nonsmoking Area:
“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
**************************
On a Maternity Room door:
“Push. Push. Push.”
**************************
At an Optometrist’s Office:
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
**************************
On a Taxidermist’s window:
“We really know our stuff.”
**************************
On a Fence:
“Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!”
**************************
At a Car Dealership:
“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”
**************************
Outside a Muffler Shop:
“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
**************************
In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
**************************
At the Electric Company
“We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don’t, you will be.”
**************************
In a Restaurant window:
“Don’t stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.”
**************************
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”
**************************
At a Propane Filling Station:
“Thank heaven for little grills.”
**************************
And don’t forget the sign at a
Chicago Radiator Shop:
“Best place in town to take a leak.
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My friend emailed me these jokes and they made me laugh! Just thought I’d post them here to see what you thought and hopefully to make you laugh as well! Have a good day!
A: wow way to go girl good job you really did hit the spot with this one good looking out because you really do rocks i just can not stop laughing at because i just love it sooooooooooooo much and plus i had almost wet my pants for laughing so hard and thanks for making me laugh because i should did need it cheers lol 10/10.
Q: What should i do?
i have been looking for a job for the past 2 months in chicago and i have had no luck i have found jobs with in one to two weeks before in other cities such as houston …i dont know why people wont hireme…i dress professional..im articulate and friendly..and all the jobs i apply to are part-time…im 19 and a college student
i went on an interview at sprint…monday and they said they would call me back in two days…well its no friday and no calls..should i call back?
i applied to retail and cashier and receptionist…i have never done retail but i have been a cashier for like 2 years at 4 dif jobs…from fast food to walamrt to even a car dealership
ps i dont wana go back to fastfood…i rather try resturant…
thanx
best advice + 10
A: Absolutely call sprint back. I work for a sprint dealership in Granite city Illinois, and wireless companies seem to always be hiring. Call them back and show them that you have interest in working for them. What you need to keep in mind is that you are applying for a sales position, and what they want to see is someone who is motivated to get out of bed everyday and do what needs to be done to get ahead. The best way you can do this is to call them back. They said a couple days, so you should call if they haven’t called you, and then again about once a week for about a month. If that doesn’t work move on. Keep doing this for every place you apply, and you will find a job. I have always been told that when you do not have a job, your job is FINDING a job. That means that you should get up and spend as much time looking for a job that you would spend working if you had a job. Now does this mean that you should spend exactly eight hours EVERY day looking…maybe not, but you should spend close to that, and again you WILL find a job.
Q: i was once an illegal alien, but i don’t think what’s happening to my family is fair? do you?
let me explain. my parents immigrated to the usa illegally back in the 80’s. they came here when i was one year old. soon after they came here my father applied for us residency and got it. he has a green hard. years later my mom became a us resident. i became a legal us resident in 2006 when i was 23. actually i was suppose to get my green way before that but because of my case being lost and a whole lot of other mumbo jumbo it took for ever.
the think that is upsetting me right now is that i have a lot relatives that are illegal have good paying jobs and nice cars. hey, i understand if they work hard for what they got. but to me it doesnt seem fair that my mom goes to apply to a job and doesnt get it but my aunt using illegal documents does.
i have some cousins that have good paying jobs. they make like 1000 a week working for some tree cutting company.
another thing a lot of them have fake social security numbers and they use those to lease brand new cars. yet my family which is not illegal can’t even get a used car out of the dealer( we have bad credit but thats another story)
we are struggling like a lot of people. right now i can think of about 5 families in my town who are illegal and have mortgages from banks and leases on new cars using fake social security numbers. yet we cant get any of that.
oh yeah and i am paying a lot for car insurance. and the thing is in my state they dont give licenses to illegals anymore. they used to but not no more. so what do they do. they get somebody else to buy a car in their name or go to chicago and buy a car there. i dont see how but somehow they get a car from a dealership without having a license they even sell them insurance without having a license. they get insurance from chicago which is way cheaper than the state im in(mi)
i am not ashamed of my background. i didnt ask to be an illegal alien. all the time i was waiting for my legal documentation i was told by other people to just buy some fake papers which is very easy to do. but i didnt. i waited to do it the proper way.
it just doesnt seem fair that im doing things the right way and it seems like the people doing things the wrong way get all the benefits.
like i said i was once an illegal alien. this is why i feel conflicted. but if something is wrong its wrong.
A: Regardless of your story, breaking the law is breaking the law. If a person does not respect THAT law, how can they be trusted to respect ANY laws? Why should amnesty be given for those who broke the law by coming here illegally? We don’t give amnesty to murders and thieves, we send them to jail.
Q: are 2003 mazda protege’s good cars? should i buy this one?
http://www.autotrader.com/dealers/inview/detail.jsp?ct=u&car_id=272181575&dealer_id=565152&car_year=2003&dealership_view_name=www.thewholesaleoutletinc.com&address=&cardist=6100
i dont know much about mazdas
only one i have ever like is the rx-7 and rx-8 i always wanted a rx-7 just i live in chicago and its not worth it
im putting to many miles on my subaru its getting some wear from pushing 20+ pounds of boost ive driven like 5k miles since feb 13th not to mention gas is expensive since i put in bp premium sometimes racing gas which is like what 9 dollars a gallon now
my truck gets about 8mpg i use it for hauling and i drive that alooooooooot as well
i want a cheap ass reliable car i can fix it myself i work on cars pretty much every day and after highschool i might go to UTI and get my ase’s and shit i can pass it with flying colors i also get discounts from nappa i just paid 200 bucks for the most expensive rear shocks for my truck, front shocks and a tailgate handle which is decent cuz otherwise it woulda been like 600
i havent looked at this mazda
or done any research
but the price and miles lured me in
i dont like hondas
to much ricer-ness
id feel bad for owning one
even though i own a subaru, it has about 60k dollars invested into it
ill prob end up getting a freaking cobalt ss or a malibu ltz im in love with chevys
A: Mazda’s okay, except Ford owns them nowadays. Look for a Honda.
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